An Actual Conversation

Marshall: whooo, whooo, whooo!
Me: Do you hear a siren?
Him: fireeeee truck!
Me: yes, it is a fire truck.
Him: RED!
Me: yes, fire trucks are red.
Him: fire, hot.
Me: yes, fires are hot.
Him: pasta, hot.
Me: yes, pasta is hot.
Him: oatmeal, hot.

And so on...